Hey y'all!
Thought this might be simple enough to help us sort out Nathanial's stag weekend. The proposed dates are Friday 27th April to Sunday 29th April.
The invitees at this stage are as follows: Nathanial but only after some consulting from the committee, Me, obviously, Tom, Luke, Dave Hugh, Keith, Joel and Alex. There may be others but that will be confirmed by Chairman Matthews at a later date.
The initial plan is to hire a cottage in Hants, Dorset or Devon, go there get hammered and come home Sunday evening. If anyone knows anywhere specific that would work for this type of thing? I'll look latterly and see what I can find. Please feel free to comment or post your thoughts on here so that we can make this painless eh?
Thoughts I've heard so far:
Jenga
Monopoly
Polka
PS2
Mars Bar Game
Chemical abuse
Roast Dinner
Fried Breakfast
Walks
Shaving Nathaniel painting him purple and gaffer taping him to wall with a speech bubble drawn in chalk saying "please kick me i'm a whore"
Cost wise it's bound to be in excess of £100 with accomodation and some drinks etc so get saving now! We want to make it as cost efficient as we can so any cost saving plans will be recieved with relish.
I will definitely drive down from Sussex, I assume Hugh (provided he's free) will drive and no doubt others too so getting there shouldn't be an issue.
Comments, commitments and thoughts here please.......
10 comments:
rah: i'm there
hmmm early pork - has to be Davey D
sounds good - bit concerned re the mars bar game...doesn't that involve chocolate based penetration?
I can get a whole pig ready to roast for £90 - the thing is we need to have something quite specialised to roast the fucker on which is gettable but will take around 6/7 hours to cook. I imagine our attention spaqn will be limited.
I'll bring guitars and the Owen Paul Discography is in my head
Tom's offering to be Spit-Roasted - thats generous of him.
Doesn't the Mars-Bar game involve group ejaculation onto said Chocy treat followed by forced Jism-coated-Chocolote violation for the loser?
And who the fuck amongst you is suggesting Jenga? Fuck me.
Sadly boys I wont be there. It'll cost me more than the 100 quid to do so. Much as I'd love to join you all.
But congratulations Nathaniel.
Now all of you stop being gay and think of better things to do, like Edward 40 hands
and also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsXGv8l8MGk&mode=related&search=
LOL I had to look Bully-Ramming up :-)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bully-ramming
To be far, I think you should only be subjected to a decent Bully-Ramming.
Not sure a spit roasting can really be anything but. The phrase "be gentle, I'm a virgin" doesnt really carry much weight when you are being ritualistically fucked from both ends, or so I'm told. Gareth would know. ;-)
suits me
the 11th's still dandy for me.
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